Not Me! Monday - 09/28

• I most certainly DID NOT stay up writing until 1:00AM last night.
• I DID NOT get awakened by an HR alarm, look at the clock to see 5:33AM. 
• In which case, I certainly DID NOT conduct a guerrilla search in the dark for a binkie.
• I DID NOT pop it in his mouth, say a quick prayer that he was drowsy enough to accept it and decide to wait for the nurse who arrives at 6:00AM to deal with Austin.

Not me! I would never do such a thing.

• I DID NOT consider just shaking the milk off his hearing aid to "dry" it. Not me!
• I DID NOT wash the colored clothes with the whites, no siree, not me!
• I DID NOT leave said clothing in the basket. They are certainly NOT still there as I type this.



• I also DID NOT make a list of things to get done and then lose it.
• I DID NOT forget to return my library books, resulting in a fine.
• I DID NOT forget to pay my vehicle registration.

When I look at all the things I DID NOT do this week I am thankful the list is so short. I certainly DID NOT leave things off this list so as not to look like a complete loser. Lies, all lies!

At least I am in good company. You can check out what others DID NOT do this week over at MckMama.



Thanks for peeking,